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The Boston Marathon bombers—heretofore to be known as the Welfare Jihadis—collected over $100,000 in taxpayer benefits over the last decade. Amid conflicting reports as to whether or not the Saudis warned us about them, we do know that the older brother was in contact with a now-dead jihadist boxer while in Russia. The younger brother texted “Lol” to a friend who asked if he was one of the bombers, and now that friend has been arrested as an accessory for clearing evidence out of the bomber’s dorm room. Nobody wants the older brother’s body.
While snow falls in May across America’s heartland and we’re seeing the possibility of the coldest spring in American history, Democrats are warning that global warming (although they’re calling it “climate change”…how cute) could cause women to become prostitutes. Thanks to changes in the sun, we could be looking at a 200-250 year cooling period. The left will still blame humans.
A new study shows that government-run health care programs simply don’t work, and the left-wing media does everything they can to spin it.
Here’s how Republicans can make class warfare work for them. It’s exactly what I’ve been talking about—it’s not being high a high earner that’s the problem, it’s how they get there.
Republican Senate leaders yelled at Senator Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, and Mike Lee for supporting a filibuster of gun control legislation. Cruz responded by telling them not to be “squishes.” Good for him.
Dear Republicans: When Obama wants to privatize something, LET HIM DO IT. You won’t get many opportunities for that.
A reporter for NBC New York attended the Occupiers’ coming out May Day Commie parade, but denied seeing Soviet flags, asking what the hammer and sickle represent.
The Newtown victims’ families continue to embarrass themselves with their ignorance of how gun laws work.
A race-baiting city councilwoman in Virginia interrupted a class presentation to lecture kids for using a black stick figure. How pathetic.
A new poll shows 79% of Americans want the Washington Redskins to keep their name, despite the politically correct left’s insistence that they change it. Maybe that’s why Robert Griffin III tweeted this week about the “tyranny of political correctness.”
Twenty-nine percent of registered voters think that an armed rebellion might be necessary in the next few years in order to protect liberty. They may be right if there are more Sheriffs who want you to call the police if you have a neighbor who hates the government or if more governments want to confiscate guns from the so-called “mentally ill.”
No, Republicans would not have won last year if Hispanic voters loved them, so Republicans need to give up on trying to give them amnesty to come here and collect welfare. More than one in three Mexicans would come to the United States if they could.
There is a shortage of pizza makers in Italy because Italians are too proud to make their own pizzas.
Here’s a shocker—nobody wants to buy student loan-backed securities. This is the next bubble to burst.
A new antibiotic-resistant strain of gonorrhea could be worse than AIDS.
A far-left blogger and friend of Bill Ayers faked a rape threat against herself to try to make it look like it was from a conservative. In the absence of real conservative violence, they have to make it up.
A high school student died after playing “the choking game.” Sounds like evolution at work to me.
Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee spent over $23,000 traveling around the world.
Left-wing scumbag and candidate for Governor of Virginia Terry McAuliffe left his crying wife and newborn baby in the car to attend a Democrat fundraiser.
A student at Carnegie Mellon dressed as the pope, naked from the waist down, and with her pubic hair shaved in the shape of a cross in an art school parade. So far, there has been no disciplinary action taken.
Duke University is raising student fees in order to pay for sex change surgery for any student who wants it.
Apparently it is possible to be too intelligent to be a police officer.
This week’s Sign of the Downfall of Western Civilization is that our machines are going to kill us all.
This Week’s Tales from Government Education: Teachers in one Oregon school were upset over a staged “shooting drill” while the students were out; a student in North Carolina was expelled for accidentally having an unloaded shotgun in the back of his truck; an Arizona school offended some students by having a “Redneck Day” during spirit week; and a Philadelphia mother wants her son’s teacher fired for buying her son a copy of “Fifty Shades of Grey”
This Week’s Schadenfreude of the Week comes to us thanks to the members of the navel-gazing media who are threatening to quit, and therefore experience “funemployment” during the Obama economy, if the hated Koch brothers buy the LA Times.
