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No, I didn’t die; I was just sick, and for a while there death didn’t seem so bad.  Anyway, I’m back with a new podcast!  Listen by clicking play above, or click here to download the file and listen later.  As always, follow me on Twitter @jeffscottshow and find me on Facebook at Jeff Scott Show.

With Russian troops in Ukraine, my shoulders are decidedly shrugged.  After all, what is the United States supposed to do in reaction?  What does matter is the projection of strength as a global superpower, and in that Obama is failing and has failed since taking office.  After all, an Iranian general says that Obama’s threats are the “joke of the year.”  Russia test-fired an ICBM yesterday, projecting strength if not a threat.  Given American weakness, what standing would we have to condemn North Korea after they also test-fired missiles?  Another important thing to remember is that the United States depends on Russia to fly into space.  How much, given our relative weakness, can we really do to slow down anything that Vladimir Putin?

The Obama Administration has announced another delay to ObamaCare that will prevent more insurance cancellation notices from going out right before the midterm elections.  Oregon is “accidentally” covering illegal immigrants under ObamaCare.  The real purpose of ObamaCare is coming out:  Ezekiel Emanuel, one of the chief architects behind ObamaCare, says to “be prepared to kiss your insurance company good-bye forever.”

The Justice Department is suing Sprint, saying that the company overcharged the government for wiretaps.  Also, the CIA spied on staff members of the Senate Intelligence Committee.  Will this be enough for lawmakers to care?

House Speaker John Boehner is admitting that he won’t repeal ObamaCare, but he will be more than happy to help Obama and the Democrats pass amnesty.  Meanwhile, Republicans have finally found the issue that they are willing to fight for:  protecting federal flood insurance subsidies.  What’s the point of the GOP anymore?

Democrats have no idea what Hillary Clinton’s accomplishments are.  Probably because there aren’t any.

The Democrat War on Women continues:  Rep. Alan Grayson is accused of assaulting his wife while attempting to visit his children.

As for a real war on women, in Somaliland leaders are still pushing for female genital mutilation.  Can we condemn this primitive, backwards culture?

The feminists’ War on Men also continues:  Apparently a woman can say yes, and it’s still rape if she’s not enthusiastic enough about her yes.  Does that not make every husband ever a rapist?

Lois Lerner continues to plead the Fifth Amendment regarding the IRS targeting scandal.  I think it’s time to just offer her immunity in order to get the higher-ups who ordered this.

The labor force participation rate last year was the lowest since Jimmy Carter was President.

In Syria, Christians are forced to pay a tax and give up rights in order to practice their faith.  This is how Islam has always spread and acted with regards to other faiths.

Zero tolerance idiocy:  An Ohio fifth-grader was suspended for pointing his finger like a gun.

In Florida, the number of concealed carry permit holders who have committed crimes with firearms is small.  Very small.  Microscopically small.  Of course, even without committing a crime it’s important to be responsible and safe with your gun ownership, unlike the guy who was accidentally shot by his five-year-old son while trying on a holster.

Lake Michigan is 90% covered in ice, which is the highest percentage ever, and Niagara Falls is frozen for the second time this year.

A giant virus that has been frozen for 30,000 years has been discovered in Siberia and reanimated.  Some “scientists” are already claiming that global warming can wipe us out with long-dead viruses, which is a complete joke.

In America, we no longer have the right to refuse service to somebody for any reason.  The state of Oregon says that a taxi driver discriminated against a lesbian couple for kicking them out of his cab while they were drunk and “being affectionate.”  Can a black person refuse service to a guy with a KKK flag in his front yard?  The answer should obviously be yes, just as it should be with the cabbie.

So-called “green-approved” buildings in DC actually use more energy than normal buildings.

One of the Koch brothers criticized subsidies for businesses, even though they are good for his company.  See, it is possible to be ideologically consistent, even when it works against your own interest.

An 18-year-old girl left home because she did not want to live under her parents’ rules, and now she’s suing her parents asking them to pay for her private school and college tuition.

The DC City Council voted to decriminalize possession of marijuana.  It’s probably a good time for Congress to pass a law banning the use of food stamps for marijuana.

The Pope accidentally dropped the F-bomb during his Sunday blessing.

A Dallas meter reader didn’t think he was being paid enough so he started reading his own meter.  He didn’t pay for water for over 4 years.

RadioShack is going to close up to 1100 stores.  I really hope this company survives, because nobody else carries some of the little electronic doo-dads that sometimes you just need.

One in ten Americans think that HTML is a venereal disease.

A blind woman is suing a nudist community because they want to kick out her service dog.

A woman put out a hit on her fiancé for $1000…and some sex.

Hell hath no fury:  A Texas woman took out an ad in the local newspaper congratulating her husband and his lover on their pregnancy.

A pastor in Kenya has banned females from wearing underwear to church so that they can more effectively receive “the spirit.”  Is that what he’s calling it now?

I normally wouldn’t mention this, but the new season of Dancing with the Stars includes the couple who just won the gold medal in ice dancing.  Isn’t that more than a bit unfair?  Also on the cast is Lando Calrissian.

A California eighth grader was hit by a train after she went back to get her cell phone off the tracks.  Darwin at work here.

A couple in Minnesota were hospitalized after trying to save their flat-screen TV from a fire.

A Maryland man set fire to his home after trying to use a torch to melt the ice off his front porch.

This Week’s Sign of the Decline of Western Civilization:  A basketball team in Canada was disqualified for playing to win.  There is a bit of good news in the end of this, but the mindset is horrible.



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