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Barack Obama had the First Dog airlifted on their vacation to Martha’s Vineyard. Why couldn’t Michelle have just taken Air Force One?
I said on Twitter last week that the closing of the embassies in the Middle East seemed rather convenient for the surveillance state. Now we have Yemeni officials casting doubts on whether there were actually credible threats to the embassies.
Somalis in the United States are being lured into Islamist terrorism by a new video describing the aftermath of martyrdom as “The Real Disneyland.”
Obama said that it is “unfortunate” that more people die in car accidents than in terrorist attacks. He also said that Charleston, SC; Savannah, GA; and Jacksonville, FL are all on the Gulf coast and that the 2014 Winter Olympics will include swimming, gymnastics, and track. But seriously you guys he’s the smartest president EVER and George Bush was a complete and total dumbass.
Yes, this kid is actually praying to Barack Obama. At least he’s honest about it, unlike the navel-gazing media, who are cheering about the rodeo clown who has been banned for life from the Missouri State Fair for daring to mock the Messiah Barack Hussein Obama.
On the one hand, poor Mexicans are finding loopholes to get asylum in the United States; on the other, rich Americans are giving up their citizenship in record numbers. Incentives matter.
Donna Brazile says that if Hillary Clinton gets in the 2016 race, there will be a “coronation” of her in the Democrat primary.
Harry Reid admitted what we’ve known all along: That ObamaCare is just a step towards a single payer health care system. Meanwhile, even Democrats are starting to oppose the death panels and the state of Oregon already has death panels in effect so we can see what’s in store for the rest of us.
There are drone blimps flying over DC in an effort to prevent cruise missile attacks.
The NSA claims that they monitor 1.6 percent of all web traffic. Meanwhile, they’re cutting 90 percent of their system administrators to cut down on the possibility of more Edward Snowdens.
CVS is going to require people to show ID to purchase nail polish remover. I have an interesting story about having to show ID in today’s podcast. Oh, and be careful with your nail polish remover when traveling; apparently it can cause a nerve gas scare.
A new mural in the Florida state Capitol shows a man that looks like George Zimmerman shooting a person in a hoodie with a mirror for a face. The left has an anti-gun guide that shows how to exploit events like the Trayvon Martin shooting to attack the NRA and push for gun control.
Just remember, all recipients of welfare programs are just down on their luck and they need their handouts to survive. All of them. Nobody is just ripping off the system by being a bum.
A new California law would allow students to choose which restroom and locker room that they have access to based on what gender they “feel” that they identify with.
A teenager died after officers tased him when they caught him spray painting graffiti. He ran away, so they used what they had on hand to subdue him. He was committing a crime.
The Interior Secretary hopes that no “climate change deniers” work for the Department of the Interior.
So much for the sequester: The Air Force is flying 24 tons of cocaine to Miami because apparently Costa Rica can’t destroy their own cocaine.
A robot can make 360 hamburgers per hour.
Taco Bell has a breakfast waffle taco. I WANT THIS.
There is actually a Florida summer camp with a Hunger Games theme.
A new Los Angeles restaurant has a 45-page bottled water menu.
Science has finally turned coffee grounds into booze.
Scientists have discovered a “super honey” that can heal wounds and kill superbugs.
The builders of a 47-story skyscraper in Spain forgot to put in an elevator.
Remember those long-haired brothers in the 90’s in the band Hanson? They’ve finally contributed something useful to society: Their new beer, Mmmhops. Try not getting the song stuck in your head.
A man cut off his own testicle in a fight with his wife. Yes, you read that correctly.
Speaking of testicles, men may not want to go swimming in Sweden. They are having problems with a testicle-biting fish there.
A man saved his dog from drowning, then saved his wife. He may have been safer just cutting off his own testicle.
This Week’s Sign of the Decline of Western Civilization: Pole dancing is trying to become an Olympic sport.
